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<title>Nice new photos of me on stage, for a change.</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 14:32:34 +0000</pubDate>
<description>I did a last-minute gig at one of my favorite venues the Krater Comedy Club at the Komedia in Brighton last week, and a photographer called Ed Moore (could be Edward, that’s probably what his mum calls him), and he’s just sent me some photos of me on stage.&#13;&#13;Most of my publicity shots are done in studios, and quite often they make me look like a magician as a consequence.  For some reason I tend t</description>
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<title>Little Howard's Unpleasant Lullaby - signed, now available in our shop</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 20:41:53 +0000</pubDate>
<description>&lt;a href="http://www.howardread.com/howardread/welcome/79EF020F-68AA-4767-B539-521951CB6747_files/0e19_1_1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.howardread.com/howardread/welcome/Images/0e19_1.jpg" style="float:left; padding-right:10px; padding-bottom:10px; width:85px; height:64px;"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;My new children’s book is now available from our Ebay Shop.  It’s based on one of the most popular bits of my stand-up and has been selling like hot-cakes at our live shows.  The basic premiss is that it’s a lullaby for children you don’t like; go to bed or this list of horrific things will happen to you.  Live is seems to appeal as much to adults as it does to children, possibly more to adults.&#13;&#13;</description>
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<title>The London Review of Crisps</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 5 Jan 2008 01:57:38 +0000</pubDate>
<description>I spent Christmas between my new in-law’s house and my parent’s house.  The festive season taught me two things.&#13;&#13; My flat in Shepherd’s Bush doesn’t have any bathroom scales, and so when I’m there I often completely loose track of how much I hate myself.  &#13;Rest isn’t always good for the brain.&#13;&#13;A honeymoon at an all-inclusive resort, followed by two christmases with two sets of people who are app</description>
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<title>The Story so far.</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 4 Jan 2008 14:05:38 +0000</pubDate>
<description>Last year was a pretty good year.  My first half-hour animated pilot Stairlift To Heaven was broadcast to CBBC, which I directed, animated, co-wrote (with Chris Chantler) and voiced.  Okay, I voiced the dog.  The other characters were voiced by Richard Briers, Una Stubbs, Rik Mayall, Mark Gattis and Mona Hammond.&#13;&#13;Our first Radio 4 series Peacefully In Their Sleeps was broadcast, which I co-wrote </description>
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